mario

1. (mario) (2629↑, 565↓)

An Italian-American plumber named after the land lord of Shigeru Miyamoto back in the early 80's. Mario, originally a carpenter, fights evil creatures such as: Donkey Kong (they later become friends), Koopas (bad turtles ruled by King Koopa [more commonly called Bowser]), goombas (evil mushroomesque fellows), piranha plants, and many more. Mario's younger brother, Luigi, and he own a small plumbing business in Brooklyn. They were once summoned to an emercengy plumbing problem at which they were required to fix a shower. Upon completion of the task, both of the brothers were sucked into the shower head and transported undergroung. Thus begun their adventures. IN the beginning, all they had to do was jump on turtles ad crabs that came out of pipes, but later they were magically transported to another world. They came to the Mushroom Kingdom. Here it was that they had to rescue the princess and fight the evil hordes of Bowser's army. Mario and Luigi both can use numerous powers such as: a cape, the toonooki, the frog suit, the star, fireballs, metal cap, and many more. They also have a dinosaur buddy named Yoshi that they ride upon and force to consume enemies and berry-like fruits. Super Mario games have proven to be some of the most entertaining and fun games of all time. They are without a doubt the best action/platformers of all time.

You... You wanna play Boggle or Super Mario Brothers?

Author: Jerry Friends http://mario.urbanup.com/400863

2. (Mario) (558↑, 99↓)

A male name common in Italy and throughout the Spanish-speaking world. Men named Mario are characterized by rugged good looks, superior athletic skills, above average sexual endowment, and a wry sense of humor.

That Mario's a real pimp. Mario, can I be your friend? How about a BJ, Mario?

Author: Soy el capitan http://mario.urbanup.com/4681269

3. (mario) (907↑, 478↓)

Mario is the star of the once [Mario Brothers]games, but is now the star of anything with the name Mario in it. He was born in the Mushroom Kingdom, and shipped off to his parents with his brother [Luigi] via stork, when suddenly, [Kamek], one of [Bowser]'s servants, attacks the stork, causing him to drop the babies. Mario drops to [Yoshi]'s Island, but Luigi is captured. Mario teams up with several Yoshi to save Luigi from the clutches of Bowser. After several months of adventuring, they make it to Bowser's castle (he's still a youth, so he's pretty much a brat). They thwart his evil scheme, free Luigi and are back to being the unseperable pair. A year later, when they learn how to make words, they meet Princess Peach, and immedietely become best friends. Bowser, who also peers at Peach, falls madly in love with her, and decides he must have her. Mario and Luigi thwart his often attempts at capturing her with their brains. Soon Mario and Luigi would come from the future, and meet with their younger selves for when the invasion of the Shroobs would occur. [Shroob]s were an alien race who attempted to conquer the [Mushroom Kingdom] of the past. Mario, Luigi, and their baby counter parts take on the alien invasion, and wipe out the entire army. It turns out that their weakness was Baby tears. Eventually, Mario and Luigi would grow up, and need jobs. They, together, try teaching, but the students keep getting distracted for some reason. Then, they would try to work for a Wrecking Ball agency, but since their foreman, Spike, was evil, that didn't quite work out either. Mario keeps his friendship with Peach, but she never wants to have...you know. So they never become Boyfriend/Girlfriend. Mario would soon get a girlfriend named [Pauline], who, on their first date, gets kidnapped by a giant monkey name [Donkey Kong]. Mario eventually thwarts him and saves her, but she dumps him and runs off with another man. Mario, depressed and needing a job, then turns to plumbing, which Peach gladly hires him to do. But since he didn't read the fine print, he would eventually find himself with his brother fighting off monsters such as [Koopa Troopa]s, [Goomba]s, and Freezies. They would eventually find plumbing fun, and take it as a life long job. Lucky for the Mario Brothers, Peach pays the taxes for them, being a good friend. Sometime soon, Bowser comes back and starts turning Princess Peach"s people into stone. It appears he kept quiet for some time after all his screw ups during the Shroob invasion. Anyhow, he captures Princess Peach, and hides clones of himself in 6 different castles, residing in a 7th and final castle. The brothers would adventure to save the Princess (and a fair share of [Toad]s). After this adventure, Peach invites Mario for some cake at her castle. Excited, he invites his brother and surprisingly, his cousin [Wario]. They find out that Bowser creates worlds out of the many paintings in this house, and are eventually captured by [Goomboss], [Cheif Chilly], and [King Boo]. Yoshi, who sleeping on the rooftop, noticed they were eating cake in there for a loooong time. He jumps out the roof, frees Mario (who frees Luigi, who frees Wario) and defeats Bowser with 150 power stars. King Boo wanted to get revenge on the Mario Brothers, so he sent them a "Grand Prize" mansion. Mario heads off imedietely without thought, and eventually get himself captured. Luigi would come much later, and recieve an invention from [Elvin Gadd] called a poltergust 3000. He uses it to suck in all the ghosts in the mansion and to defeat King Boo. Luigi eventually has a large nightmare that's so massive, it sucks Mario, Toad, and Peach into it as well. It turns out that Wart, Bowser's brother, was commencing a hostile takeover of the dream world, giving everyone nightmares. The quad of heroes eventually thwart Wart, and wake up from the nightmare. The crimes had stopped for quite a while, so Mario throws several, several parties. Also, Princess Peach sets up several sport fields arond her kingdom, such as Baseball fields, and Tennis courts and racing tracks. Even Bowser would join in the fun, occasionally being evil in it. One fateful day, Peach would invite him on a summer vacation to [Isle Delfino] with her. And then he would go to jail for a crime he didn't commit in the most unfair, one sided, bias court trial in existance. He is eventually half-bailed out by Luigi, because he didn't have enough. His community service punishment is to clean the entire island. It turns out, that Mario's shadow clone is actually Bowser's son Ludwig\! He wanted to capture Peach because he thought she was his mother. Eventually, Mario recovers the Shine Sprites, cleans the island, and defeats Bowser once more. Ludwig finds out the truth, and aspires to defeat Mario, and capture princess Peach. Meanwhile, an evil space alien (not a shroob) named [Tatanga] takes over Sarasaland, the kingdom owned by Peach's sister Daisy. Peach asks Mario to go and rescue her from him, as her country's economy is falling, and she doesn't have enough warriors to protect herself. Mario single handedly defeats the entire army, and saves Daisy, who eventually would fall for Luigi anyways. Ludwig eventually became a teenager, also being the eldest of Bowser's 7 children. Bowser gave them each a part of the Mushroom Kingdom to conquer, and they willingly did so. Mario thwarted them all, AND Bowser. Peach makes it up to him by giving him an entire island. He's a benovolent king in his castle, and Wario's jealous (of the island, not the niceness). One day, when, Mario leaves to visit his friends and family, he fills the ENTIRE island with baddies, and takes over the castle. Mario comes back, kicks ass, and takes names. He reclaims his castle, and decides the stress is too much for him. He gives the island back to Wario, and goes back to normal life. Peach tries a second attempt at a vacation, by inviting the Mario Brothers to a picnic in Yoshi's Island. Bowser thinks gleefully about how nostalgic his revenge will be, and unloads his massive army onto Yoshi's Island. While Mario and Luigi jump around, Princess Peach is kindnapped once more\! He defeats the 7 koopalings again, and puts the hurt on Bowser some more. Princess Toadstool is once again kidnapped by King Bowser, and once again, Mario goes to save her. He battles and defeats Bowser in his keep, but before he can untie the princess, a giant sword (named Exor) smashes through the roof of the castle, sending all three inside flying. He is the first of many enemies sent by Smithy to take over the mushroom world. Mario lands in his house, and quickly learns that Bowser's keep wasn't the only thing that was smashed by Exor. The Star Road, a magical place where wishes are granted, was split into 7 pieces and the task has fallen to Mario to find them, as well as the Princess. Along the way he meets up with 4 other characters who will help him in this quest. Mario eventually defeats Smithy, and heads home to his brother. A year later, someone replaces Peach's beautiful voice...WITH EXPLOSIVE VOCABULARY\! Whatever she says explodes. So Mario (and Luigi, who is dragged into this adventure unwillingly) and Bowser set out to find who's responsible. After long adventuring, they find out it was then CACKLETTA. After figuring out that the Peach with the voice changed was Birdo in a costume, everything slowly returns to normal. ..untill Bowser steals the star rod. He gains unimmaginable power and defeats Mario....for the time being. He would seek out the power of the star spirits, who help him defeat Bowser once again. One day, something happens in the Mushroom kingdom, as time holes appear everywhere (coincidentally after the invention of E.Gadd's time machine). Luigi falls in one, and Mario jumps in to rescue him. Mario and Luigi meet up with their baby selves, and they have a repeat of what happened in their childhood. Peach eventually buys a treasure map, and invites Mario to come to Rougeport with her. THE END...?

...or atleast, that's MY take on the main story. The game order my stories went in: Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island, Mario and Luigi: Partners In Time, Mario Teaches Typing, Wrecking Crew, Donkey Kong, Mario Bros., Super Mario Brothers 1, Super Mario 64 (DS), Luigi's Mansion, Super Mario Brothers 2, Mario Sports and Spinoffs, Super Mario Sunshine, Super Mario Land, Super Mario Brothers 3, Mario Land 2, Super Mario World, Super Mario RPG, Mario and Luigi Paper Mario, Mario and Luigi 2(again), Paper Mario 2.

Author: Luigifan13 http://mario.urbanup.com/1572027

4. (mario) (700↑, 373↓)

A small italian plumber that gets into the most strange of situations, usually involving walking mushrooms.

Mario world 3 for nintendo

Author: penguin http://mario.urbanup.com/7814

5. (mario) (385↑, 205↓)

Well-known video game character that has taken shrooms while retaining several occupations including doctor, plumber, carpenter, and referee amongst others. The side effects of shrooms are evident in most every Mario title; such hallucinations include stars with eyes, talking mushrooms that wear vests, dinos that love fruit and wear shoes, turtles with horns and spikes breathing fire, turtles and brown mushroom things w/ or w/o wings, everyday things such as hills with eyes, clouds with eyes who carry shelled creatures who themselves carry fishing poles, monkeys that haven't thrown poo (that I know of) and wear stylish ties and hats, and a whole lot of other shit. In his spare time, Mario plays a variety of sports including tennis and golf, throws parties, and fights other mascots with melee smashes. His usual task is to save the princess, which involves a lot of jumping. Also, he is a possible candidate for president of the U.S. at anytime. He's an ideal choice because he can kick ass in his plumber's fashion, while shooting fireballs out his fists and breaking blocks with his head.

The fact that he has taken a lot of shrooms while retaining the right to be a doctor is very creepy. He has taken a lot of shrooms and has kept a lot of jobs and performs leisure activities, that's fucking awesome. Mario for president in 2008.

Author: The Harbinger of Truth and Pain http://mario.urbanup.com/1477240

6. (mario) (353↑, 250↓)

A fat and short plumber that the only way he can get laid is is to save the princess from Bowser. He eats shrooms to grow higher. To give an example of how much he wants to get laid: hes willing to bust bricks with his head. But you, have a better chance of getting laid if you stay big, so don't get hit or you'll shrink.

Save the princess quick, Because she wants a dick. And if you let her free, You get the pussy. -benefit - Super Mario Bros. Rap

Author: some rand http://mario.urbanup.com/1819301

7. (mario) (210↑, 111↓)

a common and sexy italian name most likly to be a playa who can play the game well. he gets laid every night and is at least 8 inches. knows how to treat a woman and is a beast in the sheets

danmm mario is a freak in the sheets

Author: mario is a italianbeast http://mario.urbanup.com/3191808

8. (Mario) (62↑, 14↓)

An Italian extremist who terrorizes mushrooms, gorillas, turtles, and many other poor innocent creatures. All is well in the mushroom kingdom when this terrorist invades, searching for a prostitute known as Princess Peach. None shall stand in his way, as is demonstrates when defacing the kingdom, ripping up fire flowers, destroying boxes, and murdering innocent citizens. The king of the kingdom, Dr. Bowser, tried to have a peaceful negotiation with this threat to society, but to no avail. Mario continues to threaten the once peaceful land... He is also prominent in other locations, notably, space, where he flies from planet to planet spreading his wrath. This interstellar warfare can be seen in the Super Mario Galaxy games for Wii. Who can stop this madman?

Guy 1: hey Mario acts all cool, but he's really a douche. What did the goombas ever do to him eh? Guy 2: well they do move sideways in a slow manner, hoping to touch Mario and cause him to spin and fall from the screen, with annoying music in the background. Guy 1: whatever... all I'm saying is that this dude needs to CHILLAX

Author: Cynixhumorz http://mario.urbanup.com/5171467

9. (mario) (167↑, 122↓)

The act of jumping into the air and very forcefully landing on someone/something.

"Did you just see Bruce jump on grandma's head?" "Yeah dude, he just marioed her to death\!"

Author: Skaman0 http://mario.urbanup.com/2554743

10. (Mario) (70↑, 30↓)

Don't get me wrong, I love the game. But I think it's time to cut the crap. You people deserve the true definition of how this all started. Mario is a plumber who hates his crap life-no pun intended-so he gets fucked up off mushrooms and goes on crazy adventures with his brother, Luigi. The goal of his adventures is saving a stupid princess who seems to get a kick off getting kidnapped by a giant turtle named Bowser (how she doesn't run away from a slow moving turtle is beyond me). Most common occurrence on those adventures is finding green [shrooms] and getting even more fucked up that they gain an extra life\! 2nd most common is finding red shrooms and now they grow about 10 feet in size. They find coins sometimes, only to support their drug habits and get more shrooms. In the old games, they used to find a raccoon suit that made them fly, but nowadays, they don't find any good shrooms to do that anymore. Fire flower power up is really diarrhea kicking in. Goombas= dog turds, for some reason it's fun to stomp on them. They have no hands, they can't do anything to you. When they lose a life, it's really the shrooms wearing off, until it's game over and then they wake up in jail.

You got any shrooms? Mario hears a princess in need of rescuing.

Author: Raw Doggy http://mario.urbanup.com/4874692

11. (Mario) (65↑, 37↓)

A Gaming icon all over the world Mario is a horny italian plumber who goes through eight different world fighting koopa's, goomba's, bowser and all sorts of enemies just so he can get laid by princess peach. After killing bowser eight times in the first game he finds peach and gets laid. Along the way he finds [shrooms] which make him big, and gets him high, flowers which make him throw fireballs, and also makes him high, and a star that makes him unstoppable. He also has a brother named [luigi] who is also hellbent on getting laid by princess peach. After getting laid he just goes and does it all over again

Toadstool: "Thank You Mario\! But or princess is in another castle\!" Mario: "Aww GOD DAMMIT\!"

Author: Example555 http://mario.urbanup.com/3673050

12. (Mario) (22↑, 7↓)

The sweetest guy you'll ever meet. kind , caring nevers wanta to hurt you. Always a laugh hes boyfriend material, if you lose a mario you'll regret it for the rest of your life becauses hes just perfect :) xxx

omg did you see mario? yeah he was so sweet\!

Author: loveyouu:) http://mario.urbanup.com/5759229

13. (mario) (42↑, 31↓)

A video game mascot that is used by Nintendo. He is widely recognized by his red M marked cap and his blue overalls. He also has a younger brother named Luigi.

mark:Dude that cap is so Mario Frank: yea, i got it at the Nintendo online store

Author: Mario fan http://mario.urbanup.com/2878230

14. (mario) (26↑, 16↓)

The oldest and most popular VG character who is STILL having games created after him (thankfully). Made his debut as we know him now (that is, as a plumber) in Mario Bros, alongside his brother Luigi. However, despite Mario being a plumber, with the release of 1985's Super Mario Bros on the NES things changed. Instead of fixing taps (as he did in the prequel, if you look past obvious technical limitations), he would leap around the television screen, stamping on small brown things and eating mushrooms. Grandparents worldwide were particularly confused by this new phenomenon.

As great a hero as he is, just don't get Mario round if the waterworks go wrong; the bastard won't fix the problem. He is more likely to just jump around and put holes in the fucking ceiling with his head\!

Author: Case O' Malt http://mario.urbanup.com/2737608

15. (Mario) (14↑, 5↓)

Mario is a guy who is amazing in the sheets. He is a big playa fo shure. He is also one of the most halrious guys you will ever meet\!\!\! He can be an pain in the ass at times but once you are alone.. he is really sweet. If you lose a mario...yhu will miss him a hell of alot. NO DOUBT.

Person 1: Dammmn mann. Person 2: What? Person 1: Can't get Mario outta my mind man. Person 2: No kidding me either.

Author: Flaquita Bonita http://mario.urbanup.com/5689456

16. (Mario) (16↑, 7↓)

An Italian plumber from the mushroom kingdom. He is rarely seen doing his job as a plumber because he is to busy eating magical mushrooms and trying to get laid. His arch-enemy is The Koopa King, named Bowser. Mario has a younger brother named Luigi. Mario's parents never gave a shit about him (letting him ride on a retarded green dinosaur and letting him drive a go-cart all at a very young age).

8 year-old 1: Let's go play Mario\!\!\! 8 year-old 2: I can't, My mom says that the game has to much drug abuse.

Author: StonedBunny666 http://mario.urbanup.com/4456396

17. (mario) (29↑, 20↓)

belgian word for the greatest pimp in the world.known for his coolness. he will always own you at cs

mario

Author: ImFamous http://mario.urbanup.com/3646316

18. (Mario) (39↑, 32↓)

One of the best games ever invented\! 8 Mario party's and 3 Paper Mario's but it's not going to end there.It is an arcade game made by Nintendo, released in 1983 and later ported to many home systems. It was a spin-off of the Donkey Kong series, and heavily influenced by Joust. It was the first game to feature Mario's name in the title. It was also the debut of Mario's brother, Luigi. Unlike Donkey Kong, where he was a carpenter, in this game Mario became a plumber, exterminating pests who exit from pipes.

Mario is the best game EVER\!

Author: bloodkill http://mario.urbanup.com/2485196

19. (Mario) (11↑, 5↓)

1. A Freewill thinker who is capable of many accomplishments 2. A Recording Artist in the SouthWest Arizona Territory 3. A Sexual genius with the swagger of Austin Powers 4. Has awesomeness oozing out his very being\!

Dumb Slut 1: That guy totally just walked up to me and talked me out of my number.... I don't even know why I gave it to him... Dumb Slut 2: Well he looked cute what's the problem?? Besides... he reminds me of a Mario\!

Author: 2 Smooth http://mario.urbanup.com/4640002

20. (Mario) (8↑, 4↓)

An italian name, great in bed makes women happy and asking for more. 3 inches more of penis than DENNIS GRIFFIN.

mario's 15' 3rd leg.

Author: abeto http://mario.urbanup.com/4707453

21. (mario) (74↑, 71↓)

Italian plumber who spends most of his days jumping on turtles, walking mushrooms, saving princesses, eating spaghetti and such in a very amusing manner. This has made him a multi-millionaire and his own long running series of successful video games based on his life. He also coined the catchphrase "[mamma mia\!]" Though it had been used by Abba, Don Corleone, and a legion of stereotypical italians before him. He can also jump 10 feet high, which is a supreme triumph for anyone with an ass as fat as his.

"Mamma mia, [Donkey Kong], how wasa youa famous before a Mario\!?"

Author: Parz http://mario.urbanup.com/1884762

22. (Mario) (2↑, 1↓)

Super hot, has major swag, known to be tall and hilarious, great at football or basketball, African-American mixed with caucasian, doesn't put up with peoples drama, hates it when people are mad at him so he's first to be there for anyone unless they make him mad. He won't back down from anyone when they're telling him off he normally fights. Overall a great person.

Girl 1: You see Mario? Girl 2: Yeahh girl.. he hot as hell.

Author: Shawnaj http://mario.urbanup.com/6138495

23. (mario) (12↑, 11↓)

a anoying plumber that needs to retire or die

its a me a mario ima sick of bowser stealin peach all the time im gonna retire

Author: a person that hates the mbros http://mario.urbanup.com/4883265

24. (Mario) (10↑, 9↓)

A short Italian plumber who takes magic mushrooms so he can take a trip to the "mushroom kingdom", where he battles turtles, stomps on mushroom-like creatures and gets laid by a princess at the end\!

Hey Mario, got any shrooms today?

Author: JoJo of Pieism http://mario.urbanup.com/3395160

25. (Mario) (45↑, 44↓)

Luigi's brother and inventor of the quote "It's a meeya, Mario\!"

Mario is a plumber who wears a variation of red or white overalls, t-shirt, and a cap with a big "M" on the front. He's Italian.

Author: Sir Ryan http://mario.urbanup.com/2124803

26. (Mario) (0↑, 0↓)

An Italian plumber does mushrooms and saves a princess from a dinosaur-thing who probably just wants to get laid. Same variation of that story every game. Nobody cares (well, some people,) because game play matters more. Not surprisingly, it's Nintendo's crown jewel.

Its-a-me, MARIO\!

Author: Wagstarr http://mario.urbanup.com/6221714

27. (mario) (0↑, 0↓)

Mario(n) - An italian plumber who was created by the japanese, who looks mexican,can jump like hes black,runs like a nigerian,and collect coins like a jew

Just play the goddamn super mario game

Author: 4b6ik http://mario.urbanup.com/6134475

28. (Mario) (20↑, 20↓)

Mario was a carpenter in his days, but now he's just a pimp-ass plumber with a younger brother that often get's ignored. He is a Superstar in Mushroom Kingdom just because he saved the princess a couple of times (big deal). His brother, [Luigi], always stays watching over the home (on the other hand, who would be stupid enough to rob Mario and Luigi's hut?).

Peach: "Mario, you're my hero\!" Mario: "Shut the fuck up-a and a-start sucking-a like it a-is macaroni\!"

Author: Rentarn http://mario.urbanup.com/1530975

29. (Mario) (0↑, 2↓)

Blonde, cute guy with big blue eyes. He's not a bad person, he will always be there when you need him, boyfriend material, very sensitive and loving, but he's very good at hurting the people he loves.

"did you see Mario today?" "Oh god yeah he's so cute"

Author: This girl who loves him http://mario.urbanup.com/6187505

30. (Mario) (2↑, 4↓)

1. Someone who doesn't know about or observe basic health or safety rules pertaining to various activities and/or doesn't speak up quickly enough when he realizes he is sick or injured, resulting in a painful and/or ruinous event for himself - which he then cathartically displaces onto someone or something else. 2. Someone who expects to overindulge in a lot of enjoyable or pleasurable or cathartic activities in rapid succession (all of which someone else pays for and/or has to clean up after) without allowing enough time to pass between them or without making enough effort to separate them. Due to his own negligence or unwillingness to wait/slow down when he should and his inability to move more quickly/speed up when he should, he creates unnecessarily huge messes that someone else has to deal with/clean up.

Basically: if you date a lot and start to notice a pattern in which you have two basically pleasurable and voluntarily-undertaken relationships in a row, which are always or frequently followed by a 3rd relationship that feels forced upon you and is rather intense, scary, embarrassing and disorienting - but ultimately you survive it and feel relieved afterward - you are possibly or probably a Mario. Gastrointestinal example: You eat too much peanut butter because it is yummy. Immediately afterward, you do karate for an hour, which is fun. You then have a horrible case of diarrhea. You barely make it to a public bathroom, then spray it all over the bathroom because you can't make it to the toilet seat in time. You feel relieved, make no effort to clean it up and leave it for the maid to deal with. You never feel any guilt about it. You = Mario.

Author: Idiotslinger http://mario.urbanup.com/5967563

31. (mario) (3↑, 5↓)

Someone weird ass Hero of Hyrule or something or other that no one has ever heard about.

*Reading magazine article on video games* Who is this, Mario, you speak of?

Author: Gnile18 http://mario.urbanup.com/5421246

32. (Mario) (9↑, 11↓)

(when refering to video game skills of a person) (N)something amazing happening unintentionally while playing a video game

Dude\! Mark just did a Mario and got to level 8.

Author: vrej khanzadian http://mario.urbanup.com/1301034

33. (Mario) (28↑, 33↓)

An Ecuadorian boy at the barber shop that specializes in male pubic hair styling. He is usually uses anti-crab shampoo first because he would not want you to get crabs that live on his penis. His favorite type of pubic hair styling is the Monty Python where he sucks your penis and then uses the saliva on it as a gel to comb your hair into a workable medium. He then proceeds to cut an exact replica of Monty Python on your pubes. He does not charge because he states he was given the chance to suck on your penis and give it a trim at the same time. He also takes the pubes shaven off of you to a Bosley Medical center, where they are grafted into his hair to cover up his balding spots.

Teddy: Check out the stylin' Monty Python I just got from Mario\! Claire: How much did it cost?? Teddy: Its free because he's an illegal immigrant\!

Author: Itest http://mario.urbanup.com/3773298

34. (Mario) (11↑, 18↓)

a giant douchebag

That kid just called you fat. He's such a Mario

Author: wordmaster1000 http://mario.urbanup.com/4879991

35. (mario) (11↑, 18↓)

a italian plumber that kills turtles and gets high on mushrooms making him think he can grow 10 feet tall or turn into other stupid things as ghost that was developed by a japanese guy in the 80's

me and my friend went mario after eating bout 100 mushrroms

Author: 2bluepokemon http://mario.urbanup.com/3529303

36. (Mario) (15↑, 22↓)

the coolest brother around... he dont take \@\#$% from no hoes. basically the mack-daddy of all of the world... i mean \@\#$% the little plumber dude he aint got \@\#$% on the real mario. He can have his fat princess she ulgy.

Mario will rule you.

Author: dudeBRO88 http://mario.urbanup.com/3408143

37. (mario) (19↑, 29↓)

An awesome singer. Mostly known for his hit song "Let Me Love You" which was released in early 2005. His second album, Turning Point, went double platinum. He has two billboard awards: Hot 100 Song of the Year and R&B/hip-hop Song of the Year. He is nominated for two Grammy's: Best Contemporary R&B Album and Best Male R&B Vocal Performance.

Mario singing: You should let me love you Let me be the one to Give you everything you want and need...

Author: Kristina Shands http://mario.urbanup.com/1548173

38. (Mario) (38↑, 51↓)

Little short pudgy ass pizza making plumbing looking mutherfucking italian whose brother luigi should get all the hoes and beat his ass but is upstaged by this Giovanni looking muthafucka.

"It's a me Mario... Fuck You You bitch nigga mario... BANS

Author: lickitty split http://mario.urbanup.com/2854697

39. (mario) (27↑, 44↓)

The act of one upping somebody.

Dude, I was working out with Bill the other day, and I was benching 150 but then he marioed me and benched 160.

Author: j01101010 http://mario.urbanup.com/2235431

40. (Mario) (13↑, 31↓)

Fat Mexican thats very fruity. Sucks at boxing. has no life. likes carne asadas. dumbfounded.

your such a mario

Author: I friking love u http://mario.urbanup.com/3471144

41. (mario) (7↑, 28↓)

In a competitive video game, the standard playable character whose attributes are completely balanced, making him or her extremely boring to play. A Mario is usually the main character of the game and a measuring stick for the skill of a player, if anything.

Ryu doesn't have a lot of either speed or power. He's the Mario of the Street Fighter series.

Author: I liek mudkipz http://mario.urbanup.com/2656063

42. (Mario) (15↑, 38↓)

1)A Mexican dishwasher guy working in the back of a restaurant who's constantly getting wet thinking of other guys in the vicinity. 2)A woman born with two small balls in the pubic area. 3)A man who inherited 23 homosexual chromosomes from a gay sperm cell.

Scientists are investigating how a gay sperm cell ended up fertilizing a female egg. This phenomenom is called the Mario, since most gay sperm cells only survive inside a male's ass.

Author: James502949 http://mario.urbanup.com/3320326

43. (mario) (56↑, 79↓)

to jump over something unlikely to get to something insignificant.

Can you believe how that fat ass marioed over those tables to get to the vending machine?

Author: extraz http://mario.urbanup.com/1624510

44. (Mario) (21↑, 47↓)

A fat little Italian plumber found in many Super Mario games. Playing as him, you will have to jump onto the heads of your foes to defeat them, kill Bowser, save Pricness Peach (no you can't eat her), and travel through pipes to strange worlds. Basically your timed to kill Koopas and other strange monsters and finally get to Princess Peach, after retrying about 20 times. As you progress you will obtain items such as super mushroom, making mario even fatter, capes, offering limited flight, oddly enough, becoming a raccoon, and many other things. So enjoy saving pricness peach and watching her get kidnapped again over and over. Truely fun.

Mario saves Princess Peach. Princess Peach gets kidnapped. (Repeat)

Author: Obviously Crazy http://mario.urbanup.com/2212417

45. (Mario) (41↑, 70↓)

Self absorbed, self centered, one-upping douche. See also [Jackass]

Mario is such a fucking ass.

Author: Pvt. Oreo http://mario.urbanup.com/2633491

46. (Mario) (24↑, 55↓)

A pathetic attempt at human life, is sometimes found having sex with chickens and burritos and other mexican steriotypes. The old bible preaches: Mario is the sole reason for fags and little boy touchers on the earth. If Mario took more dicks in the ass, surgeons would have to come up with a new procedure to remove the week old baby semen found in his rectum. Some people have often confused Mario with; Satan, Hitler, Rosie O'Donnel, and the fat guy from "My Name Is Earl". In all senses of the words he is a Jew bitch cock sucking cunt wrangler. Also he is sometimes seen giving rimjobs and dirty sanchez's to 30 year old frocen decapitaded arabian donkey dick

Evan: "Hey Man did you see Mario giving a rimjob to that 30 year old decapitaded arabian donkey dick"? Joe: "Hells yeah dawg that shit was tight."

Author: gatewaymenu13 http://mario.urbanup.com/3307840

47. (Mario) (18↑, 49↓)

A Papi Chulo\! Sweet Kind, everything a papi-chulo is. Also atleast 6 inches. Mostly attached to the last name Garcia. At times can become somewhat related or in the same sentance as "I had a flower girl ____" or "Will last night___" Works as a man whore in the future. Has numerous kids do the consequences of lacking patience.

Look at that Mario\! He's such a Papi-chulo\!

Author: PRINCESS LALI http://mario.urbanup.com/2538642

48. (mario) (101↑, 191↓)

a sexual action where you take a red plunger or something resembling shape and size and aggresivly ram it up his or her ass while she screams "mamma mia\!"

me and my gf did the mario last night

Author: kookoo cachoo http://mario.urbanup.com/1457414

49. (mario) (102↑, 307↓)

Cool Italian plumber that really never talks except for saying "wha-ha\!" "mama mia\!" and other assorted noises. Has pretty good game for nintendo but they need to make a violent mario game. Basically a racist sterotype of an italian because he has a huge mustache and is a poor dirty plumber. All of his games have the same storyline: save princess peach, kill Bowser. Mario also gets high on shrooms.

Ahh\! Mario just got killed by a spikey shell or something\!\!

Author: only$19.99,less s+h http://mario.urbanup.com/412444

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Last updated: 2012.03.01